Parts on a pick-up truck

My dad is thinking of going into business. He says he wants to make shirts that say:

I'M WHITE TRASH... on the front
and
CHECK OUT MY MULLET on the back.

Mullet Junky Website (this whole site is awesome...especially the child and albino sections)

Either that or he will sell those testicles that rednecks hang from their hitch. He claims both ideas attract the same customer base.

Mommy tried to tell Daddy that he shouldn't try to profit from the misfortune of others. It was at this point that we were asked to leave the room but we listened at the door...Daddy told Mommy that he was going to buy her some BumperNuts for her car but it would be a surprise and it would involve her getting a teabag...

We don't know how it will be a surprise now that he has told her about it...and what the hell does tea have to do with any of this??

Daddy says that if we promise not to date a mullet or a guy with bumper nuts, we can have all the money he makes off his new venture for our college fund (YAY!!!)