The Main A-track-tion (part 2)

Again...find your closest friendly Australian to read this for you. Please, for the love of god, don't sit and listen to an angry Aussie read this...it will ruin the whole experience.



Welcome back! Once again, we find ourselves looking to the train tracks in the hopes of seeing some of the wild life that tend to frequent these parts. There is quite a bit more space out there now that Travis' den tragically burned to the ground, which allows more room for these Orangevillians to partake in the favourite past-times of young Orangevillians (drinking and cursing).
Shhhhh! We can hear them coming from quite a ways away! Oh my, we are very lucky on this night. Though, we can't see them, I think it is probably best that way.
It sounds like we get to listen to the interaction of two males who, if my guess is correct, are plastered out of their skulls. What a treat!
Now, in typical teen drunk fashion, they seem to have found great amusement in bashing something. Sounds like they may be doing something very productive (hitting the train tracks with a piece of wood). Keep at it you determined, future-leaders of our world...you'll get through that track eventually.
Oh no, now they've gotten bored and it looks like our fun is done. But wait! Now they are shouting at each other. Hmmmm, that's interesting behaviour. The are using what seems to be 'little girl' voices. This is rare indeed. Now one of them is screaming like a little girl, "don't touch me, don't touch me". Definitely interesting to witness a teenage male like this. Now he's running and shouting.
Not to be outdone, the other male has given chase. It seems that the other male has a bit more speed. Oh wow, now that is inappropriate. The first male has stopped screaming like a girl and declared, "man, you're fast. FAST LIKE A HOMO!" and then run off laughing like a moron.
Well, they've run off to the other end of tracks out of our view now. What a fantastic experience. Stay tuned for next time. Who knows what can happen when drunk Orangevillians are given some space and some train tracks!