WTF??? Sometimes, you come across something so utterly ridiculous, that all you can do is laugh that somebody had the gall to do it. We submit to you, the Apple corporation. Who, with all their billions of dollars for research, couldn't predict people's reaction to...wait for it...
Baby Shaker
This wonderful Ipod application gives you the opportunity to kill a baby :)
You know you want to but you can't do it in real life so when your little digital version starts crying, the only way to stop it is to give it a good vigorous shake. After a while, the baby will stop crying. Not only that, for your added bonus, red X's will appear over the baby's eyes for you!!
Please enjoy responsibly. We at Ipod, encourage you to stretch thoroughly before shaking your baby in order to avoid pulling a muscle. Also refrain from drinking alcohol while shaking your baby as the weight transfer of your baby may upset your already tenuous sense of balance and cause you to fall over and spill your beer.
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